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BIG IDEAS, BIG DREAMS

Follow Parker as he connects with dreamers, doers,
and believers on his very own show.

Here, Parker interacts with anyone with a passion; the innovators, the artist,
the change-makers as they share their stories, journeys, and life lessons.

The world’s best friend and the universe’s biggest cheerleader!

PARKER

For twenty years Parker was the most famous spokesperson in the world. His face was one that the public felt was honest and could be trusted. His was the face that said “I’m your friend.” And when the company Parker represented was rocked by the largest financial scandal in history, the most popular spokesperson in the country, instantly became the face of bankruptcy and corporate greed. It was here, at Parker’s lowest point, that he learned that humor and laughter could help shine a much needed light into Parker's darkest days. It was with humility and laughter that Parker rediscovered the best version of himself and made his life’s purpose to leave a person feeling better and happier than when they first met.

“You always leave them wanting more.”

Love Personified

Katherine

Katherine is love. She loves that love is all around, and believes that you just need to look for it in order to find it everywhere.

Kat always thought she’d get swept off her feet. Or sweep someone off their feet. And then life got in the way. And she got older. And on dating apps.

She’s a hopeless romantic, but a jaded romantic as well. Because Katherine has not been lucky in love. Yet.

“Are the luckiest people the happiest? Or the happiest people the luckiest?”

The Rebranding King of The Parker Universe

Little Jack Horner

When they pigeon hole you...

When they tell you what you can and can’t do...

When they think they know who you are...

When you’re the only one who believes in you...

When they don’t listen and tell you to go spend your life sitting in a corner.

They’re the ones who leave you with only one choice.

 “F**k. The. Corner.”

Announcer. Newcaster. Enigma. Mystery Man.

Ray

Who is Ray?

And how does he so easily inject intrigue and mystery into Parker's Universe?

Nobody is sure.

Where did he come from?

Nobody knows.

But he does his job and he does it well.

“If you can grasp the who and the what, then the where, why and when will all fall into place. Make a conscious effort, no matter how big or small, to fill each of your days with wonder and awe.”

Visionary

Emma

Emma knows talent. She always has. She always will. Her superpower is she can spot talent from twenty miles, or twenty years away.

Because she just knows.

She’s got “it”. She believes in “it”. She has faith in “it”.

She places complete trust in her gut instincts. To Emma all the world is truly a stage, and everyone has something to offer because everyone is special.

“Never forget that when it comes to your life, you’re the show. You’re the show!”

The Intellect

WALT

Physicist. Mechanical Engineer. Architect. Vaudeville Magician. Walt is this generation’s Leonardo Da Vinci; a Renaissance Man who possesses endless skills and can make any kind of magic happen. With an IQ of 318 Walt is the smartest person in Parker's Universe.

But the most intelligent thing he’s ever done in his life? That’s simple. He married Emma.

“Look everywhere for your answers for your answers are everywhere.”

Mister Security. And the Eyes and Ears of the Parker Universe.

Schmitty

Schmitty is the (self appointed) Chief of Security for all of the inhabitants of Parker’s Universe.

A late bloomer who was picked on as a child, Schmitty knows what it’s like to feel alone and scared and in desperate need of a friend.

And that small, scared five year old still resides inside Schmitty. Only now, he uses his adult mind and supersized body to protect all those in need.

For anyone in need of feeling safe, they should look no further than Schmitty.

“To keep you safe, no matter who, what, where, why or when, I will always answer the call.”

Innovator. Philosopher. Social Commentator. Misunderstood Zen Master.

Slowy

Slowy was responsible for what critics called “The worst cartoon in cartoon history”.

Executives thought the cartoon was so bad they pulled it off the air before it finished and choose to air black instead.

But to Slowy the concepts of failure and success are one and the same.

“Success and Failure are value driven derivatives. You are your own currency, so spend wisely."

Intensely Odd and Misunderstood

Fritz

Fritz is confusion, but not necessarily in a bad way.

And completely unintentional.

Only because the majority of the time nobody understands what Fritz is saying.

Except for Fritz, who thinks of himself as a Professor of life.

Which is why he’ll offer you an opinion on everything.

Mainly because he likes hearing the sound of his own voice. Because no matter what comes out of his mouth, it never fails to impress him.

“Staring at the sun, does not make you any brighter.”

Child Prodigy. Local Rockstar. Musical Genius.

Bandleader

Bandleader sees the world in musical notes and can make music out of anything.

Similar to Emma, Bandleader can spot musical talent sometimes before the musician knows they have that talent inside them.

It is Bandleader who is instrumental in helping unsigned artists bring their best game to the stage. Without Bandleader, an act such as Little Jack Horner would still be stuck sitting in the corner.

Bandleader is to music what Parker is to people.

“Because good enough is never great, you gotta go for great.”

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